You're single.
Stop swiping.
Get on the list.
Life's better off your phone.
Promise.
No algorithm deciding who you fancy. No "99+ likes" dopamine hit. No photoshopped strangers wasting your Wednesday. Just actual humans, in an actual room, holding actual drinks.
Are you sick of…?
- Matching with someone, then… silence. Did they die? Unmatch? Forget you exist? All equally plausible.
- “Hey, how are you?” as the height of human conversation.
- Three days of genuinely good chat — then absolutely FA. Gone. Ghosted.
- Photos from 2014. You turned up to meet someone ten years older.
- Hardcore sex talk before they even ask your name.
- Sending fifty messages and getting three replies.
- Fake profiles. Catfish. Bots. WTF — just why?
Yeah, us too.
There has to be a better bloody way, right?
Oh, turns out there is…
Get on the goddamn list.
What we're not:
- ✗Not an app.
- ✗Not a dating site.
- ✗Not you, doom-scrolling faces at 1am.
- ✗Not another dead group chat with 47 people who never meet.
You've done the apps. You know how the apps go: match, charm, ghost, repeat until you've forgotten what a real person looks like. We're the opposite of that. Single people on the Costa del Sol — actually going out, actually meeting, actually finding out if there's a spark instead of asking a stranger's top three prompts.
Actual Events
Rooftop drinks, long dinners, nights out. The thing you did before you spent every Friday night swiping and going to bed annoyed.
Actual People
No 2014 photos. No six-inch-filter glow. No 'professional chef / world traveller / future husband' bullshit bio. Just people, in the flesh.
People Who Show Up
Flaking is a crime here. If that sounds radical, you've been on the apps too long.
What makes on the list
different?
We're not dumping a load of single people in a room, sticking a DJ on and calling it "dating."
Before the event, we'll use your profile to work out who you might actually fancy, like, or at least not want to escape from within 30 seconds.
When you arrive, you'll be seated with a small group of potential matches.
So instead of spending the first hour…
- ✗glued to the mate you came with
- ✗pretending to be fascinated by your drink
- ✗talking to the safest person in the room because approaching strangers is apparently now a full-contact sport
- ✗getting trapped in a conversation with someone you knew in the first 20 seconds was a hard no
…you'll actually start the night with people worth talking to.
Then the tables break up and everyone gets on with it like normal adults.
- No fucking whistles.
- No rotating chairs.
- No scorecards.
- No four-minute interview with someone you knew in the first 20 seconds was a hard no.
Just better introductions, better conversations, and considerably less bullshit.
This is your sign to
get out more
Your future self says thank you.
Get on
the list
If your name's not down, you're not on the list.
Here's how this works. There's no "like" button, no swipe, no 47-step personality quiz that's definitely selling your data. You put your name down, and when the next show-up's happening, we tell you.
Stop swiping. Start showing up. God damn it, you owe it to future you.
The first 100 names on the list get first pick of the first events.
First show-up: October 2026, Fuengirola.
How it works
- 1.
Fill in the goddamn form.
Name, age, where you live, who you're into. Nothing requiring a personality test, your star sign or a 500-word essay on your childhood.
- 2.
We'll stalk you. Legally.
We'll get in touch, ask a few more questions and work out what kind of human you might actually enjoy spending time with.
- 3.
Get invited.
When we've got an event coming up that looks right for you, we'll send you the details and give you the chance to reserve your spot.
- 4.
We do the awkward bit for you.
We look at who's coming, work out some potential matches and make sure you're not left wandering around clutching a warm glass of wine wondering who the fuck to talk to.
- 5.
Turn up.
That's it. Put some clothes on, leave the house and meet actual people with actual faces.
No swiping. No pen pals. No "hey" followed by three days of silence.
Privacy policy
This is the boring but important bit. When you fill in the form, you're trusting us with real personal information — your name, age, where you live, who you're interested in meeting, and a way to contact you. We take that seriously.
What we collect
Your full name, email address, WhatsApp number, age, gender, who you're interested in meeting, where you're based, and whether you'd like to attend the October event in Fuengirola.
Why we collect it
To work out who you might actually get on with, to invite you to events that fit, and to get in touch when the next one's happening. That's it.
How we use it
We'll contact you by email or WhatsApp about events matching and upcoming show-ups. We'll never sell your data, never hand it to a third party, and never share it with other members without your say-so.
How long we keep it
For as long as you want to stay on the list. Ask us and we'll delete your details — no questions, no guilt-trip.
Your rights
You can ask to see what we hold on you, correct it, or have it deleted at any time. Just email natasha@onthelist.casa.